Next up, something a little bit different to count towards your five-a-day!

He came from a small town,
But not a village,
Had a population
Five thousand strong,
He found some bananas,
And then a juicer,
And now we are singing
This song.

Is he making banana juice?
No.
Banana juice?
No, what?
Banana juice?
No! It’s obviously just a milkshake!
Would you like some banana juice?
No!
Banana juice?
I told you, no!
Banana juice?
Leave me alone! And how did you get into my kitchen!?!

Come Mister tally man, tally me banana juice! [repeated ad lib.]

Holding a clear glass,
Banana juice? is poured in,
I drink the juice fast.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.

When you’ve done your part,
And planted many a tree,
You can rest in peace,
For banana juice? will set you free.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.

Oh, your red scarf matches your eyes,
You closed your cover before striking,
Father had the shipfitter blues,
Loving you has made me banana juice?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.

There was once a fellow named Bruce,
Who could honk like a barnacle goose,
Till one glorious day, man,
He was passing my way,
He said, “Would you like some banana juice?”

Knock knock.
I said “Yeah!”
Who’s there?
Banana.

Yes, we have no banana juice?
We have no banana juice? today,
We’ve got string bean juice? and onion juice?,
Cabbage juice?, scallion juice?
And all kinds of fruit juice?s and say,
We have an old-fashioned tomato juice?
A Long Island potahto juice?
But yes, we have no banana juice?
We have no banana juice? today.

[Overlapping] This juice? is bananas,
B-A-N-A-N J-U-I-C-E,
This juice? is bananas,
B-A-N-A-N J-U-I-C!

Knock knock.
E.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?

It’s always nice to get a little bit extra. That’s why we are offering all our customers 75% cashback every time they switch their current account to us. Because life is better when we stick together. For money you can trust, bank with banana juice?

Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana juice?

Geronimo. Colonel Custard. Geronimo!
Do I need any kind of tempo, or can you manipulate that?

Banana juice? (x7)

That was a story
About a man,
He found some bananas,
And then a juicer,
He came from a small town,
But not a village,
Had a population
Five thousand strong.

Did he make banana juice?
No.
Banana juice?
No he didn’t.
Banana juice?
No, it was just a milkshake!
Would you like some banana juice?
No!
Banana juice?
No, this is so stupid!
Banana juice?
WILL YOU STOP WASTING MY TIME YOU LITTLE F-

Banana juice!

Banana juice [repeat ad lib.]

Billie Eilish!